Arsene’s new shoes, Koz must play and Spurs lose their Arse!


Today I am delighted to welcome a good pal of mine Jeremy Lebor to 1ND2OU. Jeremy is a frequent blogger for other sites and has been threatening to write for this one in a while. There is more about Jeremy who is a lawyer by profession and a twice published novelist as well. Might explain why finding time to write for me, when not discussing screenplay adaptations or appearing in court has been an issue. Anyway brilliant to have him here and I hope it will be the first of many collaborations. Watch this space….. over to JL for an amusing and insightful review of the past week

Despite the disappointment of exiting the Champions League at the Allianz Arena on Wednesday of last week, the 0-2 win actually had more of an effect on the Arsenal team for the remaining games of the season than perhaps supporters realise or are prepared to accept. Let’s not underestimate that Bayern are supposedly the ‘best’ team in Europe at present with a huge 20 point lead at the top of the Bundesligia, They had the stuffing knocked out of them in their own back yard! – Personally, I still feel Barcelona are at the forefront despite their own wavering’s and are a team you cannot right off at any cost, perhaps along with Real Madrid. Bayern best team in Europe… maybe in time when Pep Guardiola takes over the helm.

Arsenal went into the game with Bayern Munich, low on confidence having lost their previous game to arch rivals Tottenham, and as well as being annihilated at the Emirates by Bayern in the home leg of the Champions League tie. I was there, and like most, if not every Arsenal supporter, witnessed a very poor night for our team! – So with a victory that should not be underestimated, Arsenal had their pride restored – sort of!

With an enforced break upon us due to World Cup qualifiers, it was essential that the trip last Saturday to Swansea was a must win game. You don’t need to be a rocket scientist to work that one out!

Kick up the Arse!

 As I continually say, no matter whether you are an “In Arsène we trust” or a “Wenger Out” supporter, it would a very foolish person to either underestimate or write Wenger off… completely! – No matter what supporters think or want… He is not going anywhere pre-summer, so we just have to get behind him!

Dramatic changes were made for the Bayern game, dropping both Szczesny and Vermaelen. Monreal was missing due to being cup-tied, Gibbs was back in the team after a prolonged injury (again), with rumours of both Walcott and Cazorla being rested, all on top of Jack Wilshere missing due to an ankle injury, albeit his left ankle this time… No Podolski or Sagna either. Flappyhandski installed between the posts sent shivers through many, but he didn’t disappoint.

Fabianski dives at the feet of Mandzukic
Fabianski dives at the feet of Mandzukic

There have been reports that the defence all sat down together following their woeful defending against the Spuds and decided to sort it out… ABOUT BLOODY TIME! – I also suspect the mild mannered “I don’t shout” Wenger tore each and every Arsenal player a new rear end and kicked many of them very hard up the arse with his new shoes… LONG OVERDUE! – These are very highly paid athletes, and most earn more in a week than the average man (or woman) earn in a year. All they are asked to do is turn up each week and show they really want it… Not a hard ask is it? Duh!!! – Tony Adams always used to say (as I suspect did Ian Wright, Vierra, Henry and the great Bergkamp) that it is an honour to wear the Arsenal shirt. This lot, despite their massive wages (and ego’s) need to realise that… NOW!

 Nothing to play for?

So Saturday arrived and a visit to a very wet Liberty Stadium would surely be an indication of how much Arsenal really wanted to get their sh*t together. Swansea are on a high at present and Michael Laudrup has been a revelation for them and their style of play.

Once again, there was no Szczesny, Wilshere, Vermaelen, Sagna or Gibbs (although he was on the bench). Rosicky was on the bench, as was Ramsey (I am most certainly not the greatest Ramsey lover I have to say… he is in my opinion a squad player now at best) with Diaby, Cazorla, Arteta and the Ox being preferred. Walcott was up top with Giroud. Gervinho (Mr Forehead) was on the bench too… I personally think that is where he should stay. He is also only average at best. Sorry, he is!

It is always difficult following an away leg European game, and in years gone by, Arsenal may have seemed to be one of the fittest teams, but most, if not all Premier League teams are now a lot fitter than they used to be and seem to be on par with their fitness levels. They can no longer rely on inner fitness to carry them through like days gone by. Arsenal needed to find those extra reserves of strength to last the full 90 minutes… and they did!

In the first half, Arsenal pressed and they pressed. The Ox hit the bar twice, Cazorla was playing (again) like a man possessed, the defence was marshalled once more by the mighty Kos and kept things tight(ish) at the back and the Gunners should have been at least one or two up at the break. Interestingly enough, Arsenal have a win percentage in the Premier League of some 58% when the Kos plays as opposed to only 38% when he doesn’t! – At present, it seems to be a no brainer in that department.

Kozza must play - No Brainer
Kozza must play – No Brainer

The second half arrived, and yet again, Arsenal continued to press. It wasn’t the most impressive display, but Arsenal just kept going. Giroud was left wanting yet again, but Wenger decided to leave him on. As I am constantly reminded, it only takes one chance! Instead of looking pretty, he needs to get stuck in more…He decided to take off both The Ox and Diaby. The latter was knackered, but did put in a good shift. On came Ramsey and Forehead in the 71st minute. Within another three minutes, the ball fell to Monreal who had his first ‘on target’ shot at goal since arriving in the Premier League… and he scored! – The ball did bobble, but Vorm in the Swansea goal should have stopped it, although let’s take nothing away from the lad… at least Monreal had the balls to have a go!

A perfect time to open his account - Monreal
A perfect time to open his account – Monreal

Swansea heads dropped and it looked like Arsenal would hold out till the end. Walcott was substituted by Gibbs in the 85th minute, and Arsenal were looking not to concede. In Injury time, the ball was played up field to Ramsey on the right. For once he managed to square it correctly and the on-coming Gervinho (my forehead gets bigger by the day) for once refused to fluff his lines and place it in the back of the net. 0-2 Arsenal (I would settle for our new preferred score every game!)

All in all a good day at the office for all concerned. Wenger heaped praise upon his ‘new team’ and it can only install a missing belief thus far to elude a team who deserve to be competing at the top… CONSTANTLY! – Nothing to play for? – Are you having a laugh… there is everything to play for, more so now than probably at any other time in Wenger’s reign over the last 16 years, despite it not necessary to be like this!


Last Word on the Spuds…

Although as Wenger always says (and in fairness, as do most other manager’s) you can’t rely on other teams dropping points, you simply have to keep going and get as many points as possible. It does however always make the weekend sweeter when rivals near or around you in the table drop points. It is particularly even sweeter when the Spuds lose! – We now also have a game in hand over them too!

I did (against my better judgement) watch how Milan tore the Spuds apart in Europe last Thursday. Despite my natural despise for Tottenham, I am big enough to appreciate that Gareth Bale (despite being really ugly) is a decent player. Ronaldo he is not, but he certainly has something. However, without him, Spuds were not only embarrassing, but it simply shows despite everyone saying otherwise, how much reliant upon him they have become, and dare I say… They are a one man team! – Many a Spuds supporter are away with the fairies when they mention how Adebeyor scored a great goal. Great goal? You can’t be serious? He only had to tap it in the net. My 95 year old Grandmother could have scored that… and she passed away some 23 years ago!

Yep got my contrcat and now crap again. Thanks
Yep got my contract and now crap again. Thanks

Chelsea, as expected, won against West Ham, and overtook that third spot, a point above Spuds, and five points above us. Everton beat Manx City to keep up the pressure for fifth place, but Liverpool seem to be out of it with  any chance of a top four place having been mullered by Southampton and also playing a game more than us.

So, with nine games to go… There is everything to play for. 27 points are available to us, and bar any foolish performance, I believe 21 points are not only achievable, but essential for Arsenal. The potential banana skins are Everton and Man Utd both at the Emirates. Man Utd would have won the title by the time they come to us, so who knows what team Fergie will play that day.

21 points gives us 71 points. Not even worrying about what others may or may not do, will it be enough for a Champions League place? – I believe so. You never know, with both Spuds and Chelsea still in Europa League competition, they WILL drop points. As I eluded a couple of weeks ago, despite @goonerdave66 saying I am the ‘optimist’, I think third is definitely achievable Despite Manx City dropping points again against Everton, I think they are too far ahead to be caught in second place. However, today, I would settle for fourth. That is not defeatist… Just realistic!

Come on you Gooners!

Jeremy is an avid soccer fan and life-long season ticket holding Arsenal supporter. Although his bias is towards Arsenal, he is big enough to comment on all teams both here in the UK and Europe… whether it is good or bad!

He is a regular writer and Social Media contributor as well as tweeting’ on all things Arsenal together with football issues and sport in general. He most certainly has an opinion, which at times can be controversial… and he definitely loves a bit of banter too!

You can also follow Jeremy on twitter: @jeremylebor



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  1. i just think p4ople are too hard on ramsey. at the same age as ray parlour was he could easily replicate what the romford pele achieved at the club. i think in a 442 he would be excellent on the right. lets not forget of all the playere classed as homegrown or foreign he is the youngest.

  2. Gervinho is clearly a confidence player. It’s no wonder he is finding life tough at Arsenal when supporters of the club slag him off like he plays for the opposition. What’s to be gained from insulting the way he looks and his quality? Surely it can only hurt the club.

  3. Good article I probally like many other true Arsenal fans just want our players to give 100 % every game I dont tMhink this is asking for to much .as your blogger says they earn more per week than we get in a year and its our hard earned money that pays their wages . This applies to any team we just want to give their best and win,lose or draw I for one will not complain, yes we would all like them to win every game but we also know this is not possible. Just carry on from the last 2 results and if AW did give them a good kick up the rear they deserved it and was notbefore time.
    I just want a team that will give it all every game and if this is not enough to beat the money bags of Man City ,Man Utd ,Chelsea etc so be it , but I believe if you play as a team you always have a chance against 11 super stars??

  4. Dave, I like your articles. this is your website and you are entitled to do whatever you desire like deleting comments or stopping them from publishing it, like u did mine in the article “Why are Arsenal holding themselves back from challenging again?” under Uncle Mike’s reply. (by the way, it was not abusive)
    i just wanna say, if you have a comment section then u should also have a heart to digest other people’s opinions.i am not forcing it on u, it is just my opinion.
    as far as this article goes, i am accustomed to coming here and seeing some brain crunching analysis of stuff like scouting, performance analysis of players etc. But this one is real let down and no different then reading it on other 100 Arsenal blog articles where every one is ramming about who started the move, who passed, who scored and who celebrated. if u watched the game then u dont wanna read it, even if u did not watch it who wants to read how it happened. just Google the damn goal video. everyone does that, from Arseblog to 7am, where they are explaining how the move started and stuff instead of analyzing other Arsenal related stuff such as bacry Sanga should stay(loved it), who is the perfect defensive midfielder(really thoughtful) etc.

    1. Sorry my friend. Apologies but I do not recall not approving you comment. I may have done so by accident but as you must know I publish lots of comments insulting me, my blog ad my writing ability.

      I do not have the time to write the sort of stuff I enjoy doing all the time nor will I write for the sake of it. I am happy to allow guests on and many have gfone on to have blogs of their own. In this case Jeremy is a published author so honour is mine.

      Shame this does not appeal to you but don’t go away and i will still write my own style and pack in the stats and research as I did yesterday.

      Stay with me. Thanks Dave

  5. unfortunately,we have so many arsenal fans like muhammed, who think every arsenal blog must write articles the way they want. there re many fans who have enjoyed and will enjoy it. if the article doesn’t interest you,don’t read it and pls stop bugging other pple with your moaning.

  6. What a load of old bollocks. No insight and badly written. Sorry Jeremy, nothing personal.

  7. Good article mate and I agree with most of it, however, I dont understand this criticism of Rambo. I love the geezer, he is a player that never hides and if every player at the club matched his work rate we would be doing a whole lot better than we currently are. Sure he wouldnt get in Arsenal teams of days gone by but how anyone can criticize a player who never fails to give 100% is beyond me. I also think he has a lot of ability as well, I reckon he might be the type of player who can step up for us next season. He has unbelievable energy and gets round the park really well. My one criticism of him would be that he should score more goals, he takes up some blinding positions but his finishing has let him down on a few too many occasions. If Ramsey can get off to a flyer next season and get himself on the score sheet early doors he could easily become a Lampard type player for us. I`m not suggesting he will be a 20+ goal a season man but he will carry a similar threat. I hope Wenger gives him a run in the middle of the park next year and as I say, if he can get find that bit of confidence then I think you will see a very good player. Whatever happens though, one thing you can guarantee is that he will give his all and he wont lack for heart or commitment and that is something that one or two other players in the squad could learn from. Anyway mate, thats my little ramble over, cheers for the post.

  8. I hope Jeremy’s novels are slightly better written than this…

    First of all, Giroud needs to get stuck in more? Come on!? He is one of the best for that, always putting his weight about and challenging for any ball he can.

    Secondly, Ramsey certainly isn’t a squad player. On balance of everything, in terms of consistency and impact (cazorla aside) Ramsey has been probably our best midfielder this seasons (and played at RW, RB, CDM and CAM)

    Thirdly, no team “deserves” to be “constantly” challenging at the top level, it doesn’t work that way

    Finally, the Gervinho forgead joke was maybe funny for the first few months he played for us, but 20 months later, when it is being used 4/5 times in the same article, it gets a little sickening.

    Still, good effort Jezza…. :p

  9. Sorry this article just did not do it for me, I always read 1ND2OU but with this it has simply fallen into the same media led trap that many before it has taken, Arsenal fans are NOT all moaners and groaners, we do not want someone to tell us that Ramsey ‘is a squad player at best’ or Gervino has a big forehead and the worst player since my 93 year old Grandma: If the players and manager are failure then the fans that constantly knock them, have to take some of the blame, When a guy pulls on the Red & White, we should support constructively if the player fails to reach our standards trust the management to let him go, ala Santos,Park,Eboue,Senderos,etc, hopefully to be replaced by a higher quality, regardless who pulls on the shirt the majority of fans want the team to do well and this article,(and many other), does not reflect that,it would just be nice for a change to concentrate on the positives, instead of reiterating the negative:

  10. Nice one Jeremy, the article is somehow related to your previous one about the importance of settled back 4 or 5. We shall remain focused till the season ends, breath on spuds neck and their collapse is guaranteed.
    Thx Dave

  11. I hope Jeremy’s novels are slightly better written than this…

    First of all, Giroud needs to get stuck in more? Come on!? He is one of the best for that, always putting his weight about and challenging for any ball he can.

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