If Arthur Miller were to preview Stoke v Arsenal …..

That Horrible Day!
That Horrible Day!

There is a misty plot afoot so subtle

The Crucible. Arthur Miller.

Bloke One has his tibia and fibia broken in a game of football.

Bloke Two, who received a straight red for the challenge, later sends him a text.

Bloke One says on 15 August 2012: “I’m over what happened in the past and I’ve moved on since then. I haven’t been in contact with him. I had a text off him straight after I did my leg but that was it. There is no situation.”

Bloke Two and people who watch him are distressed by this.

They feel annoyed.

And angry.

A crowd of people who watch Bloke Two issue a written proclamation to Bloke One saying: “’Let’s have no whining and trying to take the moral high ground when you get the kind of reception your actions have inevitably guaranteed.’

Bloke One’s manager uses the word Rugby.

Bloke Two and people who watch him are distressed by this.

They feel annoyed.

And angry.

Eventually Bloke One manages to save his career and plays football again. Excellently.

So excellently that a fickle man who has been sacked in America because people stopped listening to him pretends he always supported him and had faith in him.

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Bloke One scores a goal against Bloke Two’s team and celebrates by moving his index finger to his lips for three seconds.

Bloke Two and people who watch him are distressed by this.

They feel annoyed.

And angry.

Sssssssshhhhhh!
Sssssssshhhhhh!

The Chairman of the football club employing Bloke Two is quoted extensively in the media today.

He says:  “We thought he was very badly treated over that incident in various quarters and it was wholly unfair on him.”

‘Players get bad injuries all the time in professional football.”

The scene is set form the play to continue and the plot to thicken in the next act, but without Bloke one today!

 

Layth Yousif is a full-time writer as I am sure you can tell. He writes regular features on Arsenal matters for the Standard, Islington Gazette, Sabotage Times and fortunately for me on 1ND2OU and Gunners Town.

You can follow him  @laythy29 and I suggest you do.

Thanks Dave.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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2 comments

  1. Bloke 2 writes a match preview in completely unique way in bloke 1’s blog, which the fans enjoyed.
    The afforementioned bloke 2 may well be forgiven in certain years of time, but bloke 2’s fans will always live narrow mindedly, horrible, pitufull, mysery, life in stinking Stoke town.

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